today is just not the right day man..
was angry,pisst n disappointed..

This is a very lame joke..
enjoy!


Here it goes...


A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile
phone but discovered that her handphone was out of
battery,so She asked her son to use his own phone
to call his dad. After calling several times,
he got back and inform his mum that there was a
lady who always picked up daddy's phone
when he tried reaching on his mobile.

A Women!!??!! The mum Shrugged..


She waited impatiently for her husband to return from
work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed
out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him
again, for good measure.


People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out
what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked
her son to tell everybody what the lady said to
his dad when he called.

The son said "The subscriber you have dialed is not
available at present. Please Try Again Later"...

WHaHAha..

To please someone..
Be it your superior or teacher.
you have to meet their expectations.
Results is all they are interested in.


Gd results determine tt u are gd.
Poor results determine tt u are bad.

If you are gd, u are well liked by others and you
often have your way thru them.
Pple trust you and you can get what you want easily.

If you are bad, pple condemn and shun away from you.
When something bad happened, u will be the first to
get blame although you are really innocent.

This is so superficial! Human beings' weakness!

Well at least, God is different..he sees your heart
and not the result you produce. You will never be
condemn or shun away by him. He loves us equally
regardless we are clever or stupid, strong or weak.
He is pleased as long as you gave ur 100% best.
Results is redunant.

You live to please God, not please human beings.