Saw this reallie funny w.c article
from my fren's blog so i decided
to copy it into here..haha.. its
is hilarious man..guys haf fun
reading it..oh,desiree tks
for the article.. :)
Extremely important advice and recommendations
to be passed on to wives, girlfriends,
fiances, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc.
(to all women in general) These rules
are to be communicated prior to the World Cup
in June/July this year...
LIST OF RULES
1.
From 9th June to 9th July 2006, you should
read the sports section of the newspaper so that
you are aware of what is going on regarding the
World Cup, and that way you will be able to join
in the conversations. If you fail to do this,
then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you
will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about
not receiving any attention.
2.
During the World Cup, the television is mine,
at all times, without any exceptions. If you
even take a glimpse of the remote control,
you will lose it (your eye).
3.
If you have to pass by in front of the TV
during a game, I dont mind, as long as you
do it crawling on the floor and without
distracting me. If you decide to stand nude
in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes
on right after because if you catch a cold,
I wont have time to take you to the doctor or
look after you during the World Cup month.
4.
During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute,
unless I require a refill of my drink or something
to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me
to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone
,or pick up the baby that just fell from the
second floor... it wont happen.
5.
It would be a good idea for you to keep at least
2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as
plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make
any funny faces to my friends when they come over to
watch the games. In return, you will be allowed
to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they
replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6.
Please, please, please!! if you see me upset
because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT
say get over it, its only a game,or dont worry,
they will winnext time. If you say these things,
you will only make me angrier and I will
love you less.
7.
Remember, you will never ever know more about
football than me and your so called words of
encouragement will only lead to a break up
or divorce.
8.
You are welcome to sit with me to watch one
game and you can talk to me during halftime
but only when the commercials are on, and only
if the halftime score is pleasing me.
In addition, please note I am saying conceal
game, hence do not use the World Cup as a
nice cheesy excuse to spend time together.
9.
The replays of the goals are very important.
I dont care if I have seen them or I havent
seen them, I want to see them again.Many times.
10.
Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or
any other child related parties or gatherings
that requires my attendance.
because:
I will not go,
I will not go, and
I will not go.
But, if a friend of mine invites us to his
house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be
there in a flash.
11.The daily World Cup highlights show on TV
every night is just as important as the games
themselves. Do not even think about saying
but you have already seen this...why dont
you change the channel to something we can all
watch?
the reply will be: Refer to Rule #2 of
this list.
12.And finally, please save your expressions
such as Thank God the World Cup is only
every 4 years. I am immune to these
words, because after this comes the Champions
League,Premier League, Italian League,
Spanish League,etc etc.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Regards,
Men of the World
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