Why do we dream/joke letter/ 11:50 AM
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
The truth is that nobody knows why we dream or whether dreams are of any use.
Dreams are stories we tell ourselves at night.That's a guess, rather than a scientific statement,
but may be as much as can be said. wow..interesting right? free bedtime story and no needa pay $$$ for it..haha..God's creation is marvellous man..haha..anyway found a damn joke letter while
surfing the net..lol..its damn damn funnie..try to read it twice..here it goes..
Letter from an INDIAN mother to her son.... Read it carefully... it's hilarious !!!
Just to brighten up your day!
My dear Muthu, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers
with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here,
and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine(the toliet flush), situated right above the toilet.
I'm not sure if it works too well.
Last week I put in three shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week.
The first time it rained for three days and second time for four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to
send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside.
The manager is Badmash.
He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club.
We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning.
I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off bravely and drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes.
His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died.
And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time.
Nothing much has happened.
Love Mom.
P.S : Muthu, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,
I had already sealed off this letter.
Mantap Sokmo!
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